1)Woman is like a stock market - have you ever invested in stock market then you must have known what exactly this analogy means when. stock market is so unpredictable similarly women's are also gobbledygook, you never know what is coming. If you had ever invested in stock market then a good investor always know to do market analysis before investing a single peny. A thorough invester make sure of the prospect before investing because if you are not doing so then you are gambling and you all know what are your chances of winning if you do gambling.Similary women's are never wrong and you don't know how she will react to a particular situation they are never wrong, it's you who has say sorry otherwise you know the consequences very well. even if you think you know your women then you are wrong. If you are trying to oppose me then go and search in the history, you will find this analogy mentioned 200 years back aswell, when famous historians failed then who am i to give you solution, i must suggest that you have to accept your fault and say sorry in every fight even she is wrong she is always right. 

Woman are like a bar of soap

women's are so soft and they smell really good but when you try to press them by your hands they slip out of your hand and when you try to step on her then you fall badly and may break your bones so be kind and gentle with your women otherwise you never know what a bar of a soap could do to you if you try to step on her in a wet bathroom. so make your women comfortable and treat them in a nicer way so that you can wash your body with a soap similarly you can also stay very closely with your women. 

Women a red flower

women are as soft as petals of a rose and smell as wonderfully as a rose. personally i love red roses and often give it to my gf every now and then because she is so soft and smells really good. 

Women a great book with no ending : women are similar to a book whose few pages are missing and due to this you wouldn't able to understand the whole book similarly women are also full of secrets. 

Love your bar of soap.