All right so today blog is about one of the most embarrassing days of my life if not the most embarrassing day of my life i hope you enjoy this if you do leave a like on the blog and we're jumping right into it okay this story time takes place in fifth grade okay now i have been pranked by my friends many times throughout my lifetime whether it was you know throwing something at me whether it's food or getting a pie in the face or just basically any kind of prank okay like me and my friends we've always grown up and it's always just kind of been an all-around prank war right well this one went a little bit too far okay so in fifth grade it all started off as a normal day okay i woke up i got ready for school i went to school and on this day i was very nervous i was really nervous for a specific reason okay my teacher had picked me out of everybody in the class it was like 30 kids she picked me to make a speech in front of the entire class about what i've learned that year and what i'll take with me forever from fifth grade and you're probably like austin why'd they pick you honestly i have no idea i wasn't like some super outspoken kid i was always really quiet and to myself so the fact that my teacher picked me to make a speech in front of my entire class and the teacher about what i've learned was kind of ridiculous and i just don't get it but anyway yeah i was nervous to stay i had my speech ready i wrote it in like an hour it was definitely not something that was super captivating or great at all but i was like you know what it's not that bad it'll be fine i'll get this done with in like a couple minutes i'll get off the stage it'll be no big deal so i get to school and since this was one of the last days of the year we weren't really doing any work pretty much all we were doing was just kind of sitting in the classroom kind of socializing playing games in the classroom watching videos we weren't doing a whole lot it was actually pretty awesome but on this day we were outside all day kind of having like a long recess day and uh there was a little stage set up for me to make the speech with a microphone and when i saw this stage set up and the microphone i was pretty terrified okay like that's when i realized like all right this is happening this is real i'm not a good public speaker this isn't gonna be fun and right before i went on stage my friend came up to me let's just call this friend ben okay ben comes up to me and he's like hey austin good luck on your speech man i'm like thanks ben he's like hope nothing goes wrong and he smiles and starts laughing and two friends of ours behind him start laughing as well and i was like what are you talking about he's like oh nothing he starts laughing even harder and then he just walks away with the rest of our friends and i was like oh no like what did he mean by that so then the time came for me to make this speech and now i was really nervous because i didn't know what ben was planning so i get on this little stage it was finally time to make the speech i had my paper with me i walked up to the podium i set it down and i started reading it i was like hi so you know today i'm doing my speech about what i learned in fifth grade and what i'll be taking with me forever and i start telling people what i've learned in fifth grade you know i was talking about how i've learned to be a better friend and to be a harder worker you know i was just kind of saying really really common answers and then i realized something i look at the crowd of you know 30 people and i realized that ben is nowhere to be found and i kind of like start stuttering so i'm looking for ben and not focusing on the paper and then before i could even think about where ben could possibly be i hear footsteps running up behind me on the stage and before i could turn around and see that it was ben my shorts get pulled down in front of all 30 people and not just my shorts get pulled down he had such a tight grip on my shorts that my boxers and my shorts went down okay he pulled my underwear down as well so almost my entire class saw my naked self okay so obviously the minute he pulled my pants down i immediately pulled them back up but it was too late okay most of the people there saw it now i was kind of lucky because i was behind a podium so anybody that was straight forward didn't see you know the bottom half of me but everybody on the side which a lot of people were on the side of the stage saw it and that was the most embarrassing part everybody there and i pulled my pants up and ben ran off the stage laughing and i heard the teacher screaming at him and half of my class was just silent like staring at me just like super awkward and then the other half of my class was just laughing hysterically so i didn't know what to do i was so embarrassed and just so confused on what i should do so instead of just continuing my speech and going on and like finishing it i just went up to the mic and i was like well if there's one thing that fifth grade's taught me it's that i do not like ben and believe it or not i actually got some people laughing because of that i actually had a few laughs which was nice you know people weren't laughing at me you know getting pantsed it was just that i made a joke but yeah i walked off stage and i just tried to not think about what just happened and i kind of just went about my day silently like people came up to me and made jokes and kind of made fun of me but i just tried to ignore them and yeah let's just say the remainder of the fifth grade year the small amount that was left was definitely a bit awkward for me but in the end i was okay i went on to the next year i did get roasted from time to time in future years but i pretty much escaped it by the time high school came along which was really all that mattered and yeah ben actually got suspended you don't hear many stories about fifth graders getting suspended but yeah ben he got suspended for like four days because of that it was pretty much the remainder of fifth grade he wasn't there so yeah moral of the story is don't be like ben and yeah i just thought this story time was kind of funny i thought you guys would enjoy it if you did please leave a like on the blog i really appreciate it.
