Sympathy

I am the Prime Minister, Home Minister, Railway Minister, or Finance Minister of this country.
 

Or I am the Chief Minister, Minister of Transport, or Minister of Health of this state.
 

I have come to convey my condolences to you today.

I have come to express my condolences because of the number of young men killed in terrorist attacks in my country or the deaths of migrant workers on foot or in a train accident. Hundreds of people have died or 10 children have died due to wrong treatment.
 

Or thirty people have been killed in post-election terrorism in my state, or 50 people have died in a building collapse, or twenty people have been crushed in a bridge collapse, or tens of thousands have died from poisoning.
 

So I extend my condolences to all of their families.
 

All the TV channels of today have shown my sympathy with breaking news.  There is another TV channel interview in the evening, an exclusive interview. I would like to convey my sympathy to that channel once again.
 

You know the meaning of the word sympathy
Hope you know.  And for those who don't know, let me know once again.  Compassion means sympathy. Suppose a member of your family dies in an accident. I am suffering as much as you are suffering. Not a little less. That is why it is called sympathy.
I express my sympathy.
 

After expressing my condolences, tonight I will have polao, fish meat, rasgolla, sweets, yogurt. Tell me what to do. I don't want to eat these in such a sad hobby.  But many of my companions will not leave without eating.  My body can no longer be broken.  So they will feed me these.

Then I go to sleep in the AC room.  Honestly, I don't want to fall asleep remembering your sorrows.  But you have to keep your body healthy.  So you have to sleep in the AC room.  Because I can't sleep at all in a normal room.
 

After expressing my condolences today, my delegation will go to the homes of the people affected by the accident tomorrow.  Will give a financial package and they will also express sympathy once again.

After returning from there, they will be allotted Fried Rice, Basmati Rice, Kachori, Chili Cheese, Chicken, Mutton, Payes, Rasgolla, Yogurt.
 

Tell me what to do.  They are also my allies.  How could I work without them? I am serving you so much, all this is not possible without their cooperation.
 

Then tomorrow I will go to attend the meeting. There are three meetings in one day in three places.  I will get on the helicopter.   I have a value of time. Have not? If I can save some time by boarding a helicopter, then it will be useful for your service. Besides, if I stop giving speeches, then the leaders of the opposition will go around giving speeches.  And if they can influence the people, they may win and this type of opposition means the destruction of the country or the state.  That is why you have won the vote by believing in me.  
 

Then after three days, I have to go abroad. By pressing the plan, I will be wearing 10 lakh rupees expensive suit, expensive boots or I will be wearing an expensive sari, expensive watch.  Tell me what to do. I can't make my country smaller by leaving like a beggar. Besides, I have to import a lot of foreign currency. I have to take a loan from abroad. If I don't expect expensive clothes, why do they pay me?
 

But don't think again that I am in the midst of all this, I am suffering less than you for the pain of losing a relative.  Not less. The thorns are equal to the thorns.  That is why I express my sympathy to you.
 

Twitter's condolence message
 

Date 25 Jan, in the afternoon
 

Mr. X is speaking in the election campaign.

Friends
  Choose me by vote.  Don't give that Mr. Y by the vote.  It is Mister Y and his party who are responsible for all the corruption in the state.

Friends
We have to start fighting vigorously.  Against corruption, against injustice.

Mr. Y, what do you think of yourself?
We don't know anything about you?  Just misleading people and creating unrest?

Friends
You know who Mr.Y is, Mr. Y is fully responsible for the financial scandal that happened a year ago.  He is a robber, a cheater, a cheater.  The string operation on the TV camera shows that he is taking money by his hands.  Even then he declared himself to be honest. There is no shame.

Listen carefully, listeners.

Mr. E is responsible for the murder of our party worker in this area six months ago.  We know you are responsible Mr. Y.  If the police conduct an impartial investigation, they will go out to dig for earthworms.  You are involved in this murder. Let us win.  I will leave after proving that you are involved in this incident and if I did not take you to jail custody by pulling the rope around your waist, then I will leave politics, I promise to stand from this platform. You will not be able to cross.
 

Ten days later, on the 35th of January 
 

Breaking news
 

Mr. Y died at his residence at 7 a.m. today by taking extra hard Dalgona coffee.
 

Leader of the Opposition along with party leaders and activists have been mourning him since this morning and would like to pay their respects at his residence.  His main opposition leader, Mr. X, tweeted this morning in tribute to him and wrote the details. Mr. X wrote
 

Although in opposition, Mr. Y was a shrewd politician.
I have no hesitation in saying that he was an outspoken and ideological and prudent politician. Although we believed in different political ideologies, we were like friends to each other.  I used to call him 'brother' In his death, the countrymen lost a great human personality.  I wish him peace of mind.

                                                             Mr. x