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Chintu

Published Apr 26, 2021

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Published Apr 26, 2021

2 mins read

464 words

its_jangrachintu2000

Chintu

╬═╬ neeche mat jana

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╬═╬ Nhche mat aao bhai

╬═╬

╬═╬ ruk, niche mat jana

╬═╬

╬═╬ bus kar yaar

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╬═╬ bahut ziddi lagta hai

╬═╬

╬═╬ ab yahi ruk ja

╬═╬

╬═╬ niche jane ka koi fayda nahi

╬═╬

╬═╬ upar chla ja ab

╬═╬

╬═╬ pakka ziddi hai

╬═╬

╬═╬ antim bar kahta hu

╬═╬ mat ja niche

╬═╬

╬═╬ kuch nahi milega

╬═╬

╬═╬ time khrab hoga

╬═╬

╬═╬ ha ha ha ha ha

╬═╬

╬═╬ ab bhi time hai upar chala ja

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╬═╬ nahi manega mat man

╬═╬

╬═╬ aaja fir niche ,,

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╬═╬ aur aaja ,,

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╬═╬ aur tezz

╬═╬

╬═╬ aur chala chal

╬═╬

╬═╬ aaja aaja

╬═╬

╬═╬ aur niche aaja ,,

╬═╬

╬═╬ kyu thak gaye ?

╬═╬

╬═╬ saans chad gaya,, ab?

╬═╬

╬═╬ agar pani pina hai ,,?

╬═╬ fir upar chal

╬═╬

╬═╬ aur aaja ,,

╬═╬

╬═╬ jaldi jaldi

╬═╬

╬═╬ bhag ab ,,,

╬═╬

╬═╬ ek fir kheta hu

╬═╬ niche mat ja

╬═╬

╬═╬ lot ja upar

╬═╬

╬═╬ tu abhi tak nahi lota

╬═╬

╬═╬ yaar tum toh bahut hi wo ho

╬═╬

╬═╬ maan bhi le baat

╬═╬

╬═╬ yaar ab tu niche hi aaja,

╬═╬

╬═╬ aur chal

╬═╬

╬═╬ aaja, aaja, aaja,

╬═╬

╬═╬ aur niche aao bhai

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╬═╬ abhi toh aadha bhi nahi hua

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╬═╬ aur aajao ,,

╬═╬

╬═╬ mana nahi fir ,

╬═╬ aa hi gaya

╬═╬

╬═╬ kuch nahi milega,,

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╬═╬ niche kuch nahi,

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╬═╬ , kyu mila kuch,,

ab itna neeche aae ho to kuch jaankaari le lo..

7 Sachai ✅ Duniya Ki !

1) Apki Aankhe aapke Jism Ka Wo Hissa He Jinhe aap Sabun Se nahi dho Sakte ! 🚰

2)Aap apne Baal nahi Gin Sakte ! ❎

3)Aapki Zuban 👅 aapke Sare Danto Ko Nahi Chhu Sakti !

4) Sirf bewkuf log Point No.3 Try karenge !

5) Aap Muskura rahe ho Kyunki Aapki Zuban Aapke Sare Danto Ko Chhu Skti Hai !!

6) Aap hans rahe ho Kyunki aap Bewkuf Ban Chuke ho !

7) Aap iss msg ko aage send karoge Kyunki aap maza lena Chahate ho, 😀 Dusro Ko Bewkuf banakar !!!

Chal ek Khattarnaak pj :

Japan main 2 dost they

1 ka naam tha “jo” aur dusrey ka naam tha “wo”

Ek din “jo” ke pas JIN aa gaya

“jo” ne dar kar “wo” ko awaz di

“wo” bhag kar aya to JIN ko dekh kar “wo" marr gya

;

bus usi din se hi kehte hein…

;

“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA

Dimaag ki lag gayi naa? Maine pehle hi bol tha Neeche mat jaana.

Jivan Me 3 Baat Kisi Ko

Nahi Batani.. ...

Nahi Batani Matlab Nahi Batani...

Kisi Ko Bhi Nahi 😜😜😂😂

💆Aaj pagal day he😱

Apki nazar me jo pagal he use ye sms bhejo,

mene to bhej deya he

Wapas muje bhej kr maha pagalo wali harkat mat ktrna ok 🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃

Paglo ki 4 nishaniya

1-RIGHT hand me mobile pakdna..

2-Anguthe se screen touch karna

3-Msg padh kar muskurana

4-Phir sochna kisko send karu 🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺

Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko

milta hai.

Wo 5 second 🕓baad Behosh ho

jaata hai..

(^_^)

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(+_+)

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(‘_”)

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😱Nahi huye?😞

Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho

jate..😝

Mujhe to bohat mushkil se

hosh aaya tha😜😜😜, uff..!!😏😏😏

😌fwd to all ur pagal frnds😄😄😄

rahul.das 4/26/21, 1:36 PM

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mayur3503 4/26/21, 1:59 PM

Niche jane k baad kuch to sahi information mili😁

yoge123 6/15/21, 11:52 AM

Really very nice, keep doing. F o l l o w me I will f o l l o w in return.

auwela 10/31/23, 12:30 PM

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