Hello Dear Bloggers….

Today I am sharing some jokes…

Hope you people find it interesting and funny..!!

Here I go..

• What kind of 'tea' is hard to swallow?

         Reality

• Why do bees have sticky hair?

        Because they use                             honeycombs!

• Why was 6 afraid of 9 on New Year's Eve?

        Because 9,8,7,..

         ( Nine ate seven…!!)

• Wife: Had your lunch??

        Husband: Had your lunch??

        Wife: I'm asking you

        Husband: I'm asking you

        Wife: Let's go shopping

        Husband: Yes, I had my                                      lunch..!!

• I asked my new girl friend which sort of books she is interested in..

         She said ; Cheque Books!

• An Old Man had 8 hairs on his head.

       He went to a Barber Shop.

       Barber in anger asked:

       Shall I cut or count them??

       Old Man smiled and replied:

        “Colour it!”

        LIFE is to enjoy with whatever         you have with you….😉😂

• Santa: Oyee, what are you                    doing??

        Banta: Recording this baby's                        voice.

        Santa: Why??

        Banta: When he grows                                   up,

                     I shall ask him what                          he meant by this….

🤔😂😂😂         😂😁          😂😂

• What kind of shoes do burglars wear?

         Sneakers!!

• I don't trust stairs.

        They are always upto                        something!

• When she was 60, my Granny started exercising by walking every day.

         Now she is 97, and we don't            have a single clue where she          is!

• What do you call a fly with no wings?

         A walk…!!

• What is the best thing about Switzerland?

        I don't know, but the flag is a           big plus.!!

• What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

         A can't opener!

• Wife : Look at that drunk guy Husband : Who is he?

        Wife : 10 years back he                               proposed to me and I                       rejected him 

        Husband : Oh my god ! He is                                still celebrating!!!

• A thief broke into my house last night….. He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him….😂😅
• An elderly patient gets hearing aids from a doctor. After a short time, he meets the doctor again.

         Doctor, “Your hearing is                    perfect. Your family must be          really pleased.”

         Patient, “Oh, I am in a funny            situation now. I haven't told            my family yet. I just sit and              listen to their conversations.          In a month, I've changed my            will three times!”

• Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering years after it has been eaten.

 It's called, ‘The Wedding Cake 🎂’

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